
Last Thursday, Microsoft had its once-in-a-while Product Fairs which are exciting events and opportunities to get lots of utterly useless free goodies and participate in raffles in which you have no chance of winning so much as a handkerchief. Of course, it's also an opportunity to get to hear and see Steve Ballmer give a public, erm, performance. Yes, let's use the word 'performance'. I had heard that
he, uh, liked developers. Now I know it's true.
Moving on, if you haven't seen
these brilliant and impressive videos of the Microsoft Surface Computing initiative, I suggest you go and watch some of them before continuing to read. Come now, go and watch the videos first. No point in me blabbering on about them if you haven't the foggiest what I'm talking about. The point I'm trying to make here is that you're about to be very, very jealous of me. Take a guess. No? Why you're an uncooperative little git today. (Notice the genius of how this unilateral style of writing lets me assume your responses.) So, anyway, the
point, indeed, or the lack thereof, is that I got to use one of those computers. In fact, I didn't stop using it – ignoring the crowds swarming behind me trying to do the same – for a good ten minutes, and eventually had to be dragged off by a couple of beefy security guards (I just had the impulse to write 'security trolls' instead. I'm obsessed.) Also, the last bit about security
trolls guards might or might not be true. Now, in order that my inclusion of this Product Fair narrative in this entry make sense, I'm going to lie and say that I got a free Zune at this event.
In truth, it was a completely different event that I got a free Zune at. But, that's not important. Not much is, really, when you come to think about it. Except, perhaps, Harry Potter. And Maggi Masala noodles. I would say Douglas Adams was important too, but, sadly, he is dead. The great thing about dead people is that they can't sue you for libel, or slander, or, in fact, anything at all. It seems I'm having a difficult time sticking to topics today. I'm living a very unreal life these days. It is happy. It has Quiznos' delicious sandwiches, Maggi Masala noodles, lots of audiobooks, the middle of my internship and my finally being satisfied with the kind of code I'm writing.
ZuneI'm hoping that that subheading will make me better concentrate on the topic. All right, so, in brief, had I paid my own money for it, I would be a really annoyed person missing a very real 250 dollars (plus tax). Thankfully, I didn't pay for it, so I am merely miffed.
The long story now commences.
The box was actually better done than most non-Apple products I've opened and was stylish in its own right. The Zune department seems to have this fixation with "Welcome to the social", which I have never understoof
(sic) and so I mostly ignore it spare my brain the bother. When I first set my eyes upon the Zune, my immediate reaction was that pictures didn't do it justice. No, in fact, most of the pictures of the Zune look rather better than the device itself. "First words" are important when it comes to getting the general impression of something new. The first word that jumped to my mind upon seeing the Zune was "brick". If you've ever noticed, for most of the things you buy that are 'fancy', like digital cameras and cell phones, you regard them as extremely delicate and valuable objects and take really good care of them for about a month. After that, they start to become a regular part of your life and seem less striking than they were originally. With the Zune, it seems to be more of the opposite. On Day Four of ownership, I suddenly looked at it and realized that it had a sleekness that I had never noticed before and that I couldn't satisfactorily put my finger at. Odd, I thought, and continued munching my delicious Italian Caprese.
As far as installation goes, I followed the instructions as precisely as possible. I didn't want to be blamed for badly written code if it wasn't
my badly written code. And badly written code is almost precisely what comes with the CD inside the box that also contains a Zune. The first computer I tried to get my Zune cooperating with was my work computer. This is a reasonably fast machine with a Core 2 Duo processor running at 2.66GHz and has 4GB of memory to boot (I've never been able to use more than 63% of it). It was all going rather smoothly while I was repeatedly clicking Next and going on with the initial "Express" setup (don't show me "Custom"). Then, it dumped me into the actual software that interacts with the Zune, which is also creatively named "Zune". This leads to a lot of ugly dialog boxes because any time that it has to refer to the device itself, it has to disambiguate and called it "Zune device" and where the developers have forgotten this clever addition, they have made a rather lot of people very unhappy. Still, I thought the software looked rather pretty, and it had started copying my music, videos and pictures to the Zune. The trouble arose when I tried to use the software. I clicked on the "all music" button thingy in the sidebar and it froze up. To cut two hours and six crashes of frustration into one sentence, I was annoyed. Apparently, the Zune (software), like iTunes, is not yet very friendly with Vista. And not at all friendly with 64-bit processors. When I repeated this experiment on my home machine which ran Windows XP on a 32-bit processor, everything seemed fine and the software has only crashed twice.
Regarding the Zune itself, I like it. Sure, it's a brick,
and feels like one when I hold it in my hand (especially because what I'm used to is an iPod nano), but it does play videos (I have tested this but not used it a lot). As soon as I stumbled upon the option to change the wallpaper, I choose
Rungta's Rangoli instead of the default and I must say it looks rather elegant now. The best things about the Zune are its large and crisp screen, its very logical and friendly menus, its devotion of the best part of the screen to Album Art when you're playing a song (looks rather spiffy), its ability to play videos, and how it neatly lets you change the Shuffle and Repeat settings without having to navigate all the way to the Settings menu in the same way that an iPod does not.
The worst part about it is that it is a brick that no one's put much heart into. It is also a version 1.0 product that was merely meant to feel out the market and not to actually make a dent in it. So, here's what you're missing out on: audiobook support, any kind of non-English language support, terrible client-side software, horrible syncing (due to the software I suppose), any kind of Wireless support that is not painfully crippled, ability to play the same video formats as the iPod, Mac support, and the lack of a general feeling of unease which makes one feel that no one really
wanted to make this thing, but that some people were rather forced to. I'm hoping that Zune 2.0 remedies all or most of these complaints and that they offer a free software update for all the unfortunate Zune 1.0's so that they might be put to some better use than paper weights.
I hope I wasn't
too negative about the Zune. It's really not all that bad, you know. I personally feel that the logo is really fetching.
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